A soft little thought experiment
Quantum Doge started the way these things start: one post on X from @cat_hunters, a name, a pair, and a launch. No white paper, no long build-up — just $QD arriving on Robinhood Chain, trading against TSLA.
The name does the heavy lifting. A dog in superposition: fluffy, patient, sitting in every possible outcome until the moment somebody observes it. Its coat is all gold leaf and warm cream, the colours of a coin that has been carried around in a pocket for a while. Calm, cute, slightly impossible.
Everything about how it trades is plain and public. The whole supply went into a permanent Uniswap v4 pool at launch — no presale, no team allocation, nothing minted afterwards. What you see in the pool is what exists.
How to buy
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Get TSLA on Robinhood Chain
$QD trades against TSLA, and swap fees are paid in TSLA too. Hold some in a wallet connected to Robinhood Chain before you start.
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Open the $QD token page
The trade button on this page takes you straight to the o1bot.exchange page for this contract, where the chart, the trades and the swap sit together.
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Swap TSLA for $QD
Enter an amount, check the quote, confirm in your own wallet. Every trade pays a 1% swap fee. Always verify the contract address below.
Tokenomics
Whole supply in the pool
The entire supply went into a permanent Uniswap v4 pool at launch.
No presale, no team bag
No presale, no team allocation, and no minting later.
1% swap fee
Every trade pays 1%. Half of it goes to the creator, paid in TSLA.
20s anti-snipe
A decaying fee covered the first 20 seconds, so nobody could front-run the launch.
Pair: TSLA
$QD trades against TSLA, and fees are paid in the same asset.
Robinhood Chain
It trades on Robinhood Chain through o1bot.exchange.
Community
Come sit with the dog — say hello where the launch post started.